JOKES
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mama is so ugly she could look at the ass end of a pit bull and give it heartburn.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mama is so fat, she has her on planet called, "Mamatown".
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw
Your mama's so fat, after sex she smoked a turkey!
Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''
Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
Yo mama's so old she pees rust and farts dust.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she put on a Malcom X jacket helicoptors try landing on her back .
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even float in space!
Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.
Yo mama is so short she had to climb a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to put a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.
Yo mama's legs are so big and hairy that when she walks down the street, it looks like two dogs fighting
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's liscense.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard.
